Thursday at a town hall meeting the crowd was stunned when candidate Beto O'Rourke seemed to have a medical event during his speech. Beto had been lamenting about Governers Abbot's failure to prevent weather and for not being able to make the wind blow his upper half slumped over while maintaining solid footing on the floor.
Several campaign workers rushed to his side and propped him up, ignoring the stunned crowd. Pressing several spots on his cheeks the crowd's surprise deepened as the head of Beto O'Rourke split open revealing a very tiny Obama.
"They fired up a doobie took a hit and then blew the smoke into its face while another dude whispered hope and change into its tiny ears." One attendee stated.
"I had never seen anything like it and I was very disappointed to find I could not buy my own tiny Obama on Amazon." Another commented.
After a few minutes of platitudes and pot, the tiny Obama seemed to spring back to life. The head of Beto O'Rourke was sealed and he continued his speech commenting on the electric grid and how he can speak Spanish.
One man as he left the meeting stated. "I knew there was something familiar about that guy Beto. That robot Beto? Beto O'Robot? I guess it's okay I mean Abbot is basically part robot right?"
Beto in response to the reveal stated that he was not one of those "kill all people kind of robots" and more of a suit that one might wear to appear human.