The Cult of The Undying Smelly Crinkle

The Cult of The Undying Smelly Crinkle

|Camping|Aaron Blakeley

Raccoons in state parks are the boldest in your face night scuttlers that you can encounter in the contiguous United States. They love food, specifically they love your food and can open most containers with ease. They seem to not grasp the concept of a zipper yet but what they can not open they try to chew threw. I caught three of them worshiping this zippable trashcan we had in camp. They raked their long finger nails across the crinkly surface and made their weird croaking sounds to one another. “Yes it smells good” “Yes” “Yes” “Love this we do yes” “Yes love” “Yes yes” “Stealthy are we” “Yes stealthy” “Yes yes yes” The crazy part is that when I ...

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